About us

icture a sleek office tower atop a state-of-the-art, fully-automated factory. In the office, research chemists work with skilled marketing specialists while hundreds of customer service agents in cubicles answer phones 24 hours a day. Downstairs, conveyor belts whisk mass-produced bottles to banks of box-packing robots as UPS tractor-trailers idle, awaiting their cargo.

We’re not anything like that.

We’re not a subsidiary of a multinational conglomerate pretending to be a small business.

We’re not a chemical products enterprise underwritten by a rock star’s bored girlfriend.

We’re not a multilevel marketing scheme.